Young Poet of the Year, 1989 (yes, really)
author of "Catholic family values," "When she was bad..." and "Career girls,"
star of "Question Time" and "Prime Minister's Questions,"
invites ECCLES
to the launch of her new book
"Corby, city of passion"
Welcome to the Dignitas Holiday Hotel
Dr Evan Harris M.P. requests the pleasure of the company of ECCLES at a "sending-off" party for his beloved auntie Athanasia, to wish her well on her trip to Dignitas. R.S.V.P.
St Anthony of Poodle
Hey, Eccles, come to a swell party for the launch of my new Encyclical, "Where the Catholic church must go next." Admission fee only £500, and you'll get to meet my good friends Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong-un. Yours, Tony.
And finally, one I won't be able to accept.
Surely some mistake?
BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA are holding a "Pride Party" to celebrate the adoption of a new American flag. No Limeys, Christians, Mormons, Republicans, or Chick-fil-A employees, please. 
